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The Hierophant’s Daughter by M. F. Sullivan




The Hierophant’s Daughter


The Disgraced Martyr Trilogy


Book One


M. F. Sullivan


Genre: LGBTQ Horror/Cyberpunk

Publisher: Painted Blind Publishing

Date of Publication: May 19th, 2019

ISBN: 9780996539579

Number of pages: 298 (Paperback)
Word Count: about 100,000

Cover Artist: Nuno Moreira

Tagline: Dive into the first volume of a bleak cyberpunk tahgmahr you can't afford to miss. What would you sacrifice to survive?

Book Description:

By 4042 CE, the Hierophant and his Church have risen to political dominance with his cannibalistic army of genetically modified humans: martyrs. In an era when mankind's intergenerational cold wars against their long-lived predators seem close to running hot, the Holy Family is poised on the verge of complete planetary control. It will take a miracle to save humanity from extinction.

It will also take a miracle to resurrect the wife of 331-year-old General Dominia di Mephitoli, who defects during martyr year 1997 AL in search of Lazarus, the one man rumored to bring life to the dead. With the Hierophant's Project Black Sun looming over her head, she has little choice but to believe this Lazarus is really all her new friends say he is--assuming he exists at all--and that these companions of hers are really able to help her. From the foulmouthed Japanese prostitute with a few secrets of her own to the outright sapient dog who seems to judge every move, they don't inspire a lot of confidence, but the General has to take the help she can get.

After all, Dominia is no ordinary martyr. She is THE HIEROPHANT'S DAUGHTER, and her Father won't let her switch sides without a fight. Not when she still has so much to learn.

The dystopic first entry of an epic cyberpunk trilogy, THE HIEROPHANT’S DAUGHTER is a horror/sci-fi adventure sure to delight and inspire adult readers of all stripes.

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Excerpt:
The Flight of the Governess




Ah, not Cassandra! Wake not her
Whom God hath maddened, lest the foe
Mock at her dreaming. Leave me clear
From that one edge of woe.
O Troy, my Troy, thou diest here
Most lonely; and most lonely we
The living wander forth from thee,
And the dead leave thee wailing!
—Euripides, The Trojan Women


The Disgraced
Governess of the United Front was blind in her right eye. Was that blood in the
left, or was it damaged, too? The crash ringing in her ears kept her from
thinking straight. Of course her left eye still worked: it worked well enough
to prevent her from careening into the trees through which she plunged. Yet,
for the tinted flecks of reality sometimes twinkling between crimson streaks,
she could only imagine her total blindness with existential horror. Would the
protein heal the damage? How severely was her left eye wounded? What about the
one she knew to be blind—was it salvageable? Ichigawa could check, if she ever
made it to the shore.
She couldn’t
afford to think that way. It was a matter of “when,” not of “if.” She would
never succumb. Neither could car accident, nor baying hounds, nor the
Hierophant himself keep her from her goal. She had fourteen miles to the ship
that would whisk her across the Pacific and deliver her to the relative safety
of the Risen Sun. Then the Lazarene ceremony would be less than a week away.
Cassandra’s diamond beat against her heart to pump it into double time, and
with each double beat, she thought of her wife (smiling, laughing, weeping when
she thought herself alone) and ran faster. A lucky thing the Governess wasn’t
human! Though, had she remained human, she’d have died three centuries ago in
some ghetto if she’d lived past twenty without becoming supper. Might have been
the easier fate, or so she lamented each time her mind replayed the crash of
the passenger-laden tanque at fifth gear against the side of their small car.
How much she might have avoided!
Of course—then
she never would have known Cassandra. That made all this a reasonable trade.
Cold rain softened the black earth to the greedy consistency of clay, but her
body served where her eyes failed. The darkness was normally no trouble, but
now she squinted while she ran and, under sway of a dangerous adrenaline high,
was side-swiped by more than one twisting branch. The old road that was her
immediate goal, Highway 128, would lead her to the coast of her favorite
Jurisdiction, but she now had to rediscover that golden path after the crash’s
diversion. In an effort to evade her pursuers, she had torn into a pear orchard
without thought of their canine companions. Not that the soldiers of the
Americas kept companions like Europa’s nobles. These dogs were tools.
Well-honed, organic death machines with a cultivated taste for living flesh,
whether martyr or human. The dogs understood something that most had forgotten:
the difference between the two was untenable. Martyrs could tell themselves
they were superior for an eternity, but it wouldn’t change the fact that the
so-called master race and the humans they consumed were the same species.
That was not why
Cassandra had died, but it hadn’t contributed to their marital bliss. And now,
knowing what she did of the Hierophant’s intentions—thinking, always, what Cassandra
would have said—the Governess pretended she was driven by that ghost, and not
by her own hopelessness. Without the self-delusion, she was a victim to a great
many ugly thoughts, foremost among them being: Was the fear of life after her
wife’s death worth such disgrace? A death sentence? Few appreciated what little
difference there was between human and martyr, and fewer cared, because caring
was fatal. But she was a part of the Holy Family. Shouldn’t that have been all
that mattered? Stunning how, after three centuries, she deserved to be treated
no better than a human. Then again, there was nothing quite like resignation
from one’s post to fall in her Father’s estimate. Partly, he was upset by her
poor timing—she did stand him up at some stupid press event, but only because
she hoped it would keep everybody occupied while she got away. In that moment,
she couldn’t even remember what it was. Dedicating a bridge? Probably. Her poor
head, what did the nature of the event matter when she was close to death?
That lapse in
social graces was not the reason for this hunt. He understood that more lay
behind her resignation than a keening for country life. Even before he called
her while she and the others took the tanque to the coast, he must have known.
Just like he must have known the crash was seconds from happening while he
chatted away, and that the humans in her company, already nervous to be within
a foot of the fleeing Governess, were doomed.
Of the many
people remaining on Earth, those lumped into the group of “human” were at
constant risk of death, mutilation, or—far worse—unwilling martyrdom. This
meant those humans lucky enough to avoid city-living segregation went to great
lengths to keep their private properties secure. Not only houses but stables.
The Disgraced Governess found this to be true of the stables into which she
might have stumbled and electrocuted herself were it not for the bug zaps of
rain against the threshold’s surface. Her mind made an instinctive turn toward
prayer for the friendliness of the humans in the nearby farmhouse—an operation
she was quick to abort. In those seconds (minutes?) since the crash, she’d
succeeded in reconstructing the tinted windows of the tanque and a glimpse of
silver ram’s horns: the Lamb lurked close enough to hear her like she spoke
into his ear. It was too much to ask that he be on her side tonight.
Granted, the
dogs of the Lamb were far closer, and far more decisive about where their
loyalties stood. One hound sank its teeth into her ankle, and she, crying out,
kicked the beast into its closest partner with a crunch. Slower dogs snarled
outrage in the distance while the Disgraced Governess ran to the farmhouse
caught in her left periphery. The prudent owners, to her frustration, shuttered
their windows at night. Nevertheless, she smashed her fist against the one part
of the house that protruded: the doorbell required by the Hierophant’s “fair
play” dictatum allowing the use of electronic barriers. As the humans inside
stumbled out of bed in response to her buzzing, the Disgraced Governess
unholstered her antique revolver and unloaded two rounds into the recovered
canines before they were upon her. The discharge wasn’t a tip-off she wanted to
give to the Lamb and her other pursuers, but it hastened the response of the
sleeping farmers as the intercom crackled to life.
“Who is it?” A
woman’s voice, quivering with an edge of panic.
“My name is
Dominia di Mephitoli: I’m the former Governess of the United Front, and I need
to borrow a horse. Please. Don’t let me in. Just drop the threshold on your
stables.”
“The Governess?
I’m sorry, I don’t understand. The Dominia di Mephitoli, really? The martyr?”
“Yes, yes,
please. I need a horse now.” Another dog careened around the corner and leapt
over the bodies of his comrades with such grace that she wasted her third round
in the corpses. Two more put it down as she shouted into the receiver. “I can’t
transfer you any credits because they’ve frozen my Halcyon account, but I’ll
leave you twenty pieces of silver if you drop the threshold and loan me a
horse. You can reclaim it at the docks off Bay Street, in the township of
Sienna. Please! He’ll kill me.”
“And he’ll be
sure to kill us for helping you.”
“Tell him I
threatened you. Tell him I tricked you! Anything. Just help me get away!”
“He’ll never
believe what we say. He’ll kill me, my husband, our children. We can’t.”
“Oh, please. An
act of mercy for a dying woman. Please, help me leave. I can give you the name
of a man in San Valentino who can shelter you and give you passage abroad.”
“There’s no time
to go so far south. Not as long as it takes to get across the city.”
It had been ten
seconds since she’d heard the last dog. That worried her. With her revolver at
the ready, she scanned the area for something more than the quivering roulette
blotches swelling in her right eye. Nothing but the dead animals. “He’ll kill
you either way. For talking to me, and not keeping me occupied until his
arrival. For knowing that there’s disarray in his perfect land. He’ll find a
reason, even if it only makes sense to him.”
The steady beat
of rain pattered out a passive answer. On the verge of giving up, Dominia
stepped back to ready herself for a fight—and the house’s threshold dropped
with an electric pop. The absent mauve shimmer left the façade bare. How rare
to see a country place without its barrier! A strange thing. Stranger for the
front door to open; she’d only expected them to do away with the threshold on
the stables.
But, rather than
the housewife she’d anticipated, there stood the Hierophant. Several bleak
notions clicked into place.
One immaculate
gray brow arched. “Now, Dominia, that’s hardly fair. Knowledge of your disgrace
isn’t why I’ll kill them. The whole world will know of it tomorrow morning. You
embarrassed me by sending your resignation, rather than making the appearance I
asked of you, so it is only fair I embarrass you by rejecting your resignation
and firing you publicly. No, my dear. I will kill these fine people to upset
you. In fact, Mr. McLintock is already dead in the attic. A mite too brave. Of
course”—he winked, and whispered in conspiracy—“don’t tell them that.”
“How did you
know I’d come here?”
“Such an odd
spurt of rain tonight. Of all your Jurisdictions, this one is usually so dry
this time of year! Won’t you come in for tea? Mrs. McLintock brews a fine pot.
But put that gun away. You’re humiliating yourself. And me.”














About the Author:



M.F. Sullivan is the author of Delilah, My Woman, The Lightning Stenography Device, and a slew of plays in addition to the Trilogy. She lives in Ashland, Oregon with her boyfriend and her cat, where she attends the local Shakespeare Festival and experiments with the occult.

Find more information about her work (and plenty of free essays) at https://www.paintedblindpublishing.com



Goodreads Author Page: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/14199461.M_F_Sullivan



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Blackout: Book Two by Janine Infante Bosco





Title: Blackout: Book Two
Series: Leather and Lace Duet #2
Author: Janine Infante Bosco
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: May 21, 2019




Blurb


Once upon a time there lived a young girl, who battled
depression and an older man who struggled with addiction. They fell head over
heels in love with one another and foolishly thought their love could conquer
all, that they’d beat the odds and live happily ever after. But some of the
most tragic love stories are disguised as the greatest fairytales.

I thought we were past the pain, that we could finally be
happy. I never imagined I’d be pregnant, alone and battling mental illness
while my husband overdosed in prison. I also didn’t think he’d miss our
daughter’s birth because a judge mandated him to rehab for ten months.

Now, he’s free and I’m broken beyond repair. Disconnected
from everything I ever loved, including my newborn baby, I’m the casualty of another
blackout.

Leather.

Lace.

Him.

Me.

Two tortured souls, navigating Hell, trying to find that
happily ever after—wondering if it even exists.


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Excerpt

Blackout,
Book Two Excerpt: “Not A Single I Love You”
©Copyright
2019 Janine Infante Bosco

Gripping
the doorknob, I draw in a deep breath and hold it. As soon as I find the
courage to open the door, I release the breath and shuffle my feet inside the
room. Before I can take another step, a uniformed officer stands in front of
me.
“Can I help
you?”
“I…I’m his
wife,” I stammer. Silently, he rakes his eyes over me. I’m about to ask if he
needs to see my I.D. or something, but he moves to the side and allows me room
to enter.
“No
touching,” he warns. All too familiar with the rules and regulations
surrounding a prisoner, I jerk my head in response.
“Lace,
baby, is that you?”
My eyes
snap towards the sound of Blackie’s voice and a gasp escapes my lips at the
sight of him. Shackled to the bed by a pair of handcuffs, the man I married is
unrecognizable. Aside from the dry blood and harsh bruises covering his beautiful
face, his left eye is swollen shut and just below the brow there is a deep gash
that’s been stitched with black thread.
“Lace?”
“I’m here,”
I croak.
“C’mere,
let me see you. I need to see you,” he slurs desperately.
The bitter
part of me wants to let him stew and feel everything he inflicted on me in that
courtroom. All the pain and every ounce of heartache. But the bigger part, the
part that loves him unconditionally, runs to his side.
“There’s my
gorgeous girl,” he rasps, turning his head to get a better look at me. “Don’t
cry,” he murmurs. “I hate when you fucking cry.”
“Then
please stop making me,” I say, choking on a sob.
Quietly, he
continues to stare at me, and I watch as his bottom lip trembles. Tears spill
from his good eye as he pulls at his chained wrist. The cuffs slap against the
bedrail and he releases a guttural cry.
“I’m so
fucking sorry,” he rasps. His tone remorseful.
I remain
silent as I stare at him in disbelief, wondering how we got to this tragic
point in our marriage. The longer we continue to stare at one another, I start
to think I’m punishing him with my silence, and I try to find it in me to
respond to his apology.
“How are
you feeling? How’s my baby? Did you get the teddy bear?”
At the
mention of the teddy bear, my gaze snaps to his and his apology is forgotten.
Suddenly, I’m consumed by anger as I recall waking up to find that stuffed toy
in my lap.
“I stood in
that gift shop mulling it over, trying to decide between pink and blue,” he
reveals, pausing for a beat as he tries to crack a smile. His face is too
swollen and all he really manages is a lip curl. “It’s a girl, Lace,” he
continues. “I feel it and I dream of her. Every fucking night, I dream of our
daughter.”
“Stop!”
I can’t
listen to him go on about our baby when he turned his back on us. I’m sure he’s
got an excuse, a grand one at that, but I’m done listening to him. He broke
something between us the day he threw that teddy bear in my lap and he built a
concrete wall between us inside that courtroom. Sadly, I would’ve forgiven him
for those things. I would’ve done everything in my power to piece together what
he broke, and I would’ve torn the wall down until it was nothing but a pile of
dust.
“You
promised me,” I cry, stepping closer to the bed so he can see the pain in my
eyes. The pain he put there. Choking on my tears, I shake my head as my
knuckles whiten around the bedrail. “I heard the baby’s heartbeat, Blackie,” I
rasp. “I reached for you and you weren’t there.”
“Baby…”
“You
weren’t there!”
“I’m—”
“Sorry,
yeah, I know,” I say, shaking my head. “That’s not good enough anymore.”
“I know I
fucked up,” he chokes, his voice raw with emotion. “I fucking let you down, but
if you let me explain—”
“I don’t
want to hear it,” I interject, lifting my hands to wipe the tears rolling down
my cheeks. “How many times are we going to do this, Blackie?”
“As many
times as it takes to get it right,” he answers.
“No! You
don’t get it, do you? It’s not about us anymore. We can’t keep doing this. For
fuck’s sake, you’re chained to a hospital bed. I can’t even touch you,” I
shriek, eyeing the guard who is doing his best to appear invisible. “You know,
I wanted it to be you…I wanted us to go the distance, Blackie. I wanted you to
be the one who remained at my side when I lost myself. I wanted you to be the
man who reminded me of the love we made and the family we created. At the end
of a long life, I wanted your face to be the last one I saw before I died. I
wanted your hand to be the one I held when I left this world. It was supposed
to be you. You promised you’d be that man. You swore on everything we were and
everything we’d ever be.”
“I’m
yours,” he growls. “But you got it wrong, baby. So, fucking wrong. You’re not
going to lose yourself and I’ll never have to remind you of the love we made,
because if you ever forget, I’ll just make you fall in love with me all over
again. Every day, for the rest of my
life. Baby, don’t give up on me. I’m begging you. One more chance. I’ll make it
right. Schwartz is working on getting me out of here.”
Tears fall
endlessly.
Mine.
His.
They’re the
tears of love.
Of two
broken hearts.
As much as
I want to believe everything he’s saying, I know better. He doesn’t mean to lie
to me. He doesn’t mean to break my heart. He doesn’t mean any of it, but he
also can’t help it.
He can’t
help himself.
“You know,”
I start, pausing to clear my throat and wipe my eyes. “I think you like
breaking,” I whisper. My words aren’t meant to be insulting, they’re meant to
inspire. To help him see the error of his ways. I speak to him not as his wife,
but as a trained professional—something, I swore I’d never do. I guess we’re
both going against our word now.
“I think
you like falling apart because for a brief pause, you get to feel whole after
someone picks up the pieces. After the euphoria of being complete wears, you
come crashing down. You realize you did nothing to help yourself, and you do
whatever you can to break again, hoping this time you’ll be the one to pick up
the pieces for yourself. I wanted to be the one who changed you. I wanted to
breathe life into your fragile soul.”
“You
are…you’re everything, Lacey,” he shouts, his voice full of conviction.
“I’m
everything and nothing at all, Blackie,” I whisper. “I spoke with Schwartz, he
says you’re going to have to go to rehab.”
“I’ll get
him to appeal the judge’s decision. Whatever it takes to get me home to you and
the baby,” he insists.
“Blackie,
you have a problem, a serious problem and twenty-eight days in rehab won’t fix
you,” I tell him, watching as his expression goes grim. His jaw tightens and
the air around us changes. It becomes thick.
Too thick.
“What are
you saying?”
“I’m
saying, I can’t fix you. I’ve come to terms with it and now it’s time you do as
well. If the judge sends you to rehab, I think you should go. If you want any
kind of relationship with our child, you will
go.”
“Don’t
fucking do that.”
“What am I
doing?”
“Don’t use
our child against me.”
“I’m not,”
I admonish, hurt he would even suggest the idea. “I’m looking out for our
child. There’s a difference. Blackie, you have no idea how it feels to be on
the receiving end of your bad decisions. You have no idea how heartbreaking it
is to never feel good enough.”
“Don’t I?
Why the hell do you think I’m as fucked as I am? I know I don’t deserve you.”
“No,
Blackie, you think you don’t deserve me. I’ve done nothing to make you believe
that and everything to convince you otherwise. Now, you survived another
overdose and by the looks of it, a beating that probably should’ve killed you.
God is giving you another chance to get right with yourself. Make it count. Not
for me. Not for our baby, but for yourself.”
“And what
happens if I don’t?”
“I think
you know the answer to that,” I whisper.
This story
of ours won’t end with us old and gray. It’ll end tragically with our beautiful
child never knowing its father and me burying the man I love.
“You didn’t
say it,” he murmurs, forcing my attention back to him.
“What?”
“You didn’t
say you love me.”
I didn’t,
did I? Not a single ‘I love you’. Not
even a ‘Thank God, you’re okay’.






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Author Bio


Janine Infante Bosco lives in New York City, she has always
loved reading and writing. When she was thirteen, she began to write her own
stories and her passion for writing took off as the years went on. At eighteen,
she even wrote a full screenplay with dreams of one day becoming a member of
the Screen Actors Guild.



Janine writes emotionally charged novels with an emphasis on family bonds,
strong willed female characters, and alpha male men who will do anything for
the women they love. She loves to interact with fans and fellow avid romance
readers like herself.



She is proud of her success as an author and the friendships she's made in the
book community but her greatest accomplishment to date would be her two sons
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Shouldn't Have You by Carrie Ann Ryan




Title: Shouldn't Have You

Series: Fractured Connections #2
Author: Carrie Ann Ryan
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: May 21, 2019





Blurb


I've been many things in my life: daughter,
friend, student, lover, wife…and now, widow. Getting past those labels and
finding who I could be without them was the hardest thing I've ever done.
Then I became friends with Brendon Connolly.
Every time I look at him, I see a past, I see
a present, and I’m afraid if I look too hard, I’ll see a future.

~~~

I've known Harmony Wynham since before she got
married. Before she lost everything. I didn’t know that one day she wouldn’t be
just my friend but the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.
Only I don't think that can happen.
Not when every time she looks at me, she sees
what she lost, and I can only see what I can't overcome.
I love her, even though I shouldn't. Somehow,
we need to find a balance.
Because if we don't, walking away will be the
hardest thing I've ever done—even if it's the only thing I should do.












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Carrie Ann
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Today bestselling author of contemporary, paranormal, and young adult romance.
Her works include the Montgomery Ink, Redwood Pack, Fractured Connections, and
Elements of Five series, which have sold over 3.0 million books worldwide. She
started writing while in graduate school for her advanced degree in chemistry
and hasn’t stopped since. Carrie Ann has written over seventy-five novels and
novellas with more in the works. When she’s not losing herself in her emotional
and action-packed worlds, she’s reading as much as she can while wrangling her
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Eye of Danger by Alyssa Day


Eye of Danger
Alyssa Day
Publication date: July 2nd 2019
Genres: Adult, Paranormal

He’s a PI who turns into a tiger.

She can see how you’ll die.

The bad guys never stood a chance.

EYE OF DANGER: The longest and most twisty installment of the Tiger’s Eye mysteries yet!

When Tess Callahan’s long-lost and presumed-dead father comes back to town, running from the mob, she’s not sure how to feel. But when she finds out the bad guys are really after her, to use her “gift” as a weapon, she knows exactly who to turn to.

When Jack Shepherd must confront mob bigwigs, a rogue vampire, and Tess’s dad all in the same day, he realizes that small towns can be every bit as deadly as the rebellion he led when he was a soldier. Tess is in trouble, and there’s no way Jack will let anything happen to her—they haven’t even gone on their first date!

Welcome to Dead End, Florida, where the pawnshop never, ever deals in vampire teeth. And welcome to the Tiger’s Eye Mysteries!

Beware! This novel contains: magic, shape shifters, humor, vampires, a taxidermied alligator, mob bosses, assassins, a missing father, in-law jokes, gunshots, bad singing, delicious baked goods, terrible parking, the FBI, swamp commandos, tigers, special agents, flirting, belly laughs, comedy, humor, and a pawn shop.

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Alyssa Day is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of more than forty novels filled with kissing, laughter, mystery and magic. Alyssa's paranormal series include the Poseidon's Warriors and Cardinal Witches paranormal romances and the Tiger's Eye Mysteries paranormal mysteries. In an Alyssa Day book, the good guys (and gals!) always win and happily ever after always prevails!

Alyssa's many awards include Romance Writers of America's prestigious RITA award for outstanding romance fiction, and the RT Reviewer's Choice Award for Best Paranormal Romance novel of 2012. Her books have been translated into a zillion languages but she's still holding out for Klingon.

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THE STIFF IN THE STUDY by Shéa MacLeod

Author: Shéa MacLeod

Narrator: Yvette Keller

Length: 4 hours 20 minutes

Series: The Viola Roberts Cozy Mysteries, Book 2

Publisher: Shéa MacLeod

Release date: May 17, 2017

Genre: Cozy Mystery


Viola Roberts is at it again! The sleepy seaside town of Astoria, Oregon is the last place you'd expect to find a dead body. That is until the director of the local museum turns up dead in the study and Viola's friend, Portia, is accused of the crime. Viola ignores her looming deadline and bout of writer's block and sets out with her best friend, Cheryl, to solve the murder. From starting riots at local dive bars to breaking into crime scenes, Viola will stop at nothing to prove Portia innocent even if it means putting herself in the cross-hairs of the killer.

Viola Roberts cozy mysteries:
  1. The Corpse in the Cabana
  2. The Stiff in the Study
  3. The Poison in the Pudding
  4. The Body in the Bathtub
  5. The Venom in the Valentine
  6. The Remains in the Rectory
  7. The Death in the Drink



Shéa MacLeod writes urban fantasy post-apocalyptic sci-fi paranormal romances with a twist of steampunk. Mostly because she can’t make up her mind which genre she likes best so she decided to write them all.

After six years living in an Edwardian town house in London just a stone’s throw from the local cemetery, Shéa headed back to her hometown of Portland, Oregon. She plans to live out her days eating mushroom pizza, drinking too many caramel lattes, exploring exotic locales, and avoiding spiders.

Shéa is the author of the Viola Roberts Cozy Mysteries and the bestselling Lady Rample Mysteries.
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Narrator Bio


Yvette Keller’s first job as a narrator was reading aloud to keep her little brother out of trouble. Her favorite party trick is reading words upside down. Little kids need to see the pictures. Yvette lives in her beloved home town of Santa Barbara, using a lifetime of vocal stamina in her home studio. She produces technical VO industrials for Mesa Steps Consulting clients in addition to audiobooks. A lifetime of reading and speaking has proven one thing: Yvette loves stories. She is thrilled to be making books accessible and engaging through her narration work.
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Q&A with Yvette Keller, Narrator of The Viola Roberts Cozy Mysteries
  • When did you know you wanted to be an audiobook narrator?
    • I always wanted to get paid to read books. But how was always the question. Who pays other people to just read books? I “made do” with a career teaching people stuff from books, making technical training videos, and speaking in front of audiences. At some point, enough people said to me, “Hey, why don’t you narrate audiobooks?” that I started believing it might be possible.
  • How did you wind up narrating audiobooks? Was it always your goal or was it something you stumbled into by chance?
    • I’d been asked several times whether I was an actor or a voice over pro and I always said, “No, I’m just a corporate trainer.” But (secretly) I took some classes and researched low-cost options for my self-published author friends. When I read the Viola Roberts Cozy Mysteries, I contacted Shea immediately: “I feel like you wrote these books FOR ME. Can I (pleasepleaseplease) narrate them?” Narrating satisfies two dreams: Getting paid to read books AND supporting fantastic indie authors!
  • Are you an audiobook listener? What about the audiobook format appeals to you?
    • Honestly, I started out listening to audiobooks that I suspected I wouldn’t like. By that I mean books that I worried would not hold my interest. I figured that listening to them while I drove, washed dishes, or pulled weeds meant I wasn’t “wasting” my time. I’ve since realized that only certain books work for me as audiobooks: Literary books with rich language and deep themes frustrate me as audiobooks - I want to read the words myself. On the other hand, action adventure novels, mysteries, and autobiographies (read by author is my favorite) are wonderful companions to have pouring in through my ears. Now I’m addicted and convinced that audiobooks make chores go faster.
  • What are your favorite and least favorite parts of narrating an audiobook?
    • My favorite part is knowing I’m contributing to accessibility: By making the story come to life in an audio format, someone who can’t read the book can listen to it instead. Whether that is someone with a disability or just someone who doesn’t have the time to read, I’m expanding the reach of fun stories. My least favorite part is the “producer” role. Editing, mastering, and to some extent marketing the books all take time away from reading another book and bringing more books to the audience.
  • Is there a particular genre you feel unsuited for? Have you ever declined a project because you didn’t think you were right for it?
    • My primary training is not as an actor, so I’m unsuited for anything that I personally would never read. That means if you have a blood-soaked thriller, or a gory true-crime book, or a horror novel, sorry, but I’m not available.
  • How closely do you prefer to work with authors?
    • As close as possible! An an independent producer, I’m really providing a service to the author. I want them to be ecstatic when they hear their book! That means I take advantage of whatever time they offer me to get background on characters, making sure I pronounce things correctly.
  • Do you read reviews for your audiobooks? 
    • Yes! I love interacting with reviewers and fans, especially through Goodreads. This is super-natural to me because I was an instructor and facilitator for so many years. Back then the “learner” or “client” really mattered to me; I wanted to be a great trainer or facilitator so they met their goals. Now, I want to be an amazing narrator so that listeners are entertained. If they provide feedback about what they like (or hate) about my performance, I appreciate that they took the time and effort to share that with me. I’m super grateful!
  • If so, which ones stand out to you most, positive or negative? 
    • All reviews are one data point; one lister’s feedback. What stands out is when a group of reviewers will leave the same feedback. For example, I gather fans really like my pace and the fact that I keep the voices consistent across all the books. Sadly, negative reviews are rarely constructive. “I didn’t like it,” or “I don’t recommend this,” isn’t helpful to me. Negative ones *might* stand out if they included why something hit them wrong way, but without that, the review isn’t actionable - I can’t learn from it, so I move on.
  • Bonus question: Any funny anecdotes from inside the recording studio?
    • I’ve been told since Kindergarten that I am an “outstanding” reader. By then I was reading Cajun Night Before Christmas in a Creole dialect, and mimicking the Southern accents of my friend’s mom. I was a kid-actor and participated in theater all through school. In college, I was taking an intensive, 6-week class where we only read Moby Dick. One of the best compliments that stuck with me came from the Dean of American Studies, who said one day after class, “You are one of the few truly great readers of Moby Dick.”
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